America bracing itself for arrival of Hurricane Mitt
US citizens have been advised to batten down the hatches and prepare for the worst in advance of the possible arrival of Hurricane Mitt to the Washington area in the middle of next week. A state of...
View ArticleMitt Romney to enter sea and ‘punch Hurricane Sandy’s lights out’
Republican presidential candidate Mitt Romney has unveiled an audacious plan to strip to the waist, wade into the sea off New Jersey and pummel Hurricane Sandy with this bare fists. ‘This is what all...
View ArticleCanada to repel superstorm Sandy using Dyson Airblade dryers
Following emergency talks with the inventor Sir James Dyson, the Canadian government has announced an ambitious plan to resist superstorm Sandy entering the country by using Dyson Airblade hand-dryers...
View ArticleUS teenager branded ‘a fool’ after being stranded at drive-in by Hurricane Sandy
Daniel Zuko, student of Rydell High School in New Hampshire has spoken of his extreme fear and shame after he was left stranded at the local drive-in cinema theatre last night, as Hurricane Sandy hit...
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